Why does my face look so sad?

I'm serious of those bad guys mama!  (as he's dressed as batman)

Why did my tummy just make a noise mama?

I ate some protein mama!

I'm trying to get the tears outta my eyes so I can be happy.

Burgers came up from my tummy to my mouth

I have a cough mama, so I don't have to go to school.

Holy Moly Guacamole!

Mama: Give me a kiss on the lips. Sean: No Mama, I don't like the smell I'm smelling.  (I guess I had bad breath!)

That's all the talking I'm going to give you mama. (Sean on the phone with me.)

Papa: What's my favorite thing in the whole wide world? Sean: ummmm, drinking beer?

I think I would be happy if I had some peanut butter in a bowl to eat.

My tummy just growled, and it scared me!

Why do i have 2 cheeks on me? My face and butt!

What are these fuzzy things on my eyes? (eyelashes)

There is a toot stuck in your tummy!

I'm not a robot, I'm just a Seaners!

Why do these aliens have too much eyes? (3 eyed aliens from Toy Story)

Where's my cob on the corn?

Papa: I'm going to have to put my foot down here, and say no. Sean: I'm going to have to put my foot down here too, but I can't reach the floor!

My hair looks kinda funny, so I have to have a haircut.

Sean: Mama, how did that bird poop on my window?  Mama: He just flew by it and pooped. Sean: But mama, he didn't wipe!

Mama, that's all the talking I've got.

Squirrels pee in the snow.

I'm trying to shut the door to get a privacy.

Thank you for offering mama, but I don't care for any tomatoes.

Mama, why are there bubbles on the bacon?

I'm pretty strong of doing that.

I need some milk to dry off this icecream.

I will wear my nightgown after I turn into a gril. (not a typo-that's how i pronounce it)

Shhh... Papa, you'll wake up my little brother.  Papa: Who is your little brother?  Sean: My moon is my little brother.

Cheetahs are just like Pigs, they are the same shape.

Mama, are hugs and kisses beautiful?

Cows are made of milk and cookies!

These mushrooms are squeezy.

Mama: Thank you! Sean: Good Welcome!

Can you give me some of that to make me feel better?  (Special K bars - gee, whose son is he?)

That's a person with chocolate eyes that we can eat.

After we're big, we can turn into little babies again.

I'll get rid of my boogers so I don't smell it.

You're kinda rough with me papa.

That avacado is full of guacamole!

We had a tea party with the puddle.

Why is he all alonely?

That's a pretty cloudset mama.

I don't like those bump beds mama.

It's kinda soggy out today.

I am a nice mean dragon with little wings!

Mama, there are 2 bugs in my bed!!! (2 am!)

Papa, I have Wheat Thins, dirty ones.  (sun dried tomato)

Papa: Say thank you with a hug & kiss to mama.    Sean: Thank you with a hug & kiss.      

Papa, I have boogers, but we'll take care of them when we get home.

I'm a nice mean bad guy!

Let's be Tigers Papa! Raaar!

Pachycephalosaurus

You're a cocoa-head.

It's not time to get up yet! It's not time to get up yet! (as i repeatedly wack mama on the arm)

When we stir lobsters in the pot they scream.

I get kind of tired walking all the time.

Here comes an elephant with a big long trunk on his nose.

I'm a pink polar bear with sparkles all over and white knees.

Papa: Can you say anything but no? Sean: Anything but no.

This is an old one, from my crib days... "keep your hands out!" (didn't want to get up in the mornin :)

I am a gril, pretend.  (this is how i pronounce girl)

I squeezed you out and flushed you down the toilet.

Look Papa, puddles. I like to stomp in them.

Grandma is gonna love me. I'm gonna give her a hug and kiss.

Sean: My tongue has holes in it... Mama: how did that happen? Sean: From my teeth.

For Wed: I need to make a puke!

We should go to Target so I can buy a toy. Yes, that's what we should do.

Do you wanna play magAnet blocks with me? 

For Sun: I want a cheeseburger from Old McDonalds!

For Sat: I have my pants pulled up because my knees are cold.

For Fri:  I need some medicene, my feelings are hurt.

Are you always in my heart?

After Mama cracks an egg into a bowl:  Oooooo, that's a chicken!

Sean after his booster shot at his 3yr checkup: Mama, why did she stick me?

Mama: Hurry up pokey! Sean: I can't be pokey mama, I'm not spiney.

Cover me up with that blanket so I don't get warm.

For Sat:  I wanna open another present!  (Yippee, I'm 3, Happy Birthday to me!)

For Fri: It's cloudy out because the sun is hiding behind the trees.

I would have gone faster, but I couldn't... my bones are hollow.

mama: Let's go see what Josy was hunting. sean: Did she have a gun and she shooted it? mama: No honey, she's a kitty.

I don't have any more hugs in me... hey, I found some in my tummy.

Close your eyes, open your eyes, but don't see.

I fell down and tripped on my nose.

What's that for do?

You're so tasty, I'd like to eat you!

Are you so beautiful mama?